posted February 15, 2013

It looks like the silver-tongued snake of Chicago, Eli Gold, has reached the end of his rope. Facing corruption charges from the Department of Justice, the campaign manager for Super-Gubernatorial candidate Florrick has hired his attorney in his corruption case – a crimson-haired belle with a name that facilely fumbles out the mouth – Elsbeth Tascioni.

This freelance attorney may seem sweet and adorable, but her catlike reflexes are matched by her ability to claw out wins for some pretty big names – among them Peter Florrick and Will Gardner. And the only other connection between those two names is Alicia Florrick, Peter’s wife and a partner at Gardner’s firm. We kinda hope that St. Alicia is besties with Elsbeth, the scarlet enchantress of the court. We like to imagine them sharing all kinds of girl talk about the bad boys of the Cook County legal world.